Hey guys, man talk.
You know the way that a lot of women tend to like men with long hair? That only works if you fucking wash it.
when someone’s flaws are not flaws in your eyes, you’re fucked.
just the girly things
- forcing an earing through a closed piercing
- taking off tight clothes and rubbing the indents they left on your skin
- human sacrifice
- homemade face masks
never ignore a person who loves you, cares for you, and misses you. because one day, you might wake up from your sleep and realize that you lost the moon while counting the stars.
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It was my first Vans Warped Tour ever in 2014 because I had just moved to the USA a year ago from Europe. I was really excited about seeing bands and some of my favorite youtubers. I was waiting in line for like almost an hour and then I finally got to the youtubers’ tent. I saw Bryan, and he was smiling, he said “Hey. I’m Bryan. How are you?” and then gave me a hug, and we took a picture, and I got his autograph. After I went up to Damon and gave him a hug, and got his autograph, too. When we took a picture it didn’t save the first time, but I waited for the people right behind me and after that I told him the picture didn’t save and he was so nice and posed for a second one. Then I saw Johnnie right beside me, I said “Hi, Can we get a picture?” And then I gave him a hug, and we took the picture. After I left the tent I had the weird feeling when you realize that you just met somebody in person and they aren’t just pictures on the computer screen. And after that it sucked because of the hot weather I looked worse than usual.
tall boys with dark hair and shy smiles who smell good and have great tastes in music are very important ok
10 years from now people are gonna ask me how my teenage years went and I will just start crying
Food doesn’t taste better or worse when documented by Instagram. Laughter is as genuine over Skype as it would be sharing a sofa. Pay attention. Take in nature, hold someone’s hand, read a book. But don’t ever apologize for snapping a photo of a sunrise after a hike, or blogging about the excitement of having a crush, or updating your goodreads account. All of these things are good and should be celebrated. Smile at strangers on the sidewalk and like your friends’ selfies. It’s all good for the human spirit.
vine trends that need to stop:
- screaming in public places
- white people saying nigga
- scaring/hurting animals
- making people uncomfortable on purpose to try and be awkward
- harassing the homeless
disrespecting your mother
harassing people who work in the customer service industry
this baby is gonna have one hell of a story to tell when he’s older